Murphy's laws of men, women, love and stuff...

Laws of love

All the good ones are taken.
If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (addendum to the previous law)
The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
Nice guys(girls) finish last.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
You know it's going to be a bad day when... Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You know it's going to be a bad day when... You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
Hartley's Second Law: Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are.
Mark's mark: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.