Murphy's laws of men, women, love and stuff...
Laws of love
- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (addendum to the previous law)
- The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
- Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
- The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
- Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
- The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
- Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
- Nice guys(girls) finish last.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
Men, women and sex
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- You know it's going to be a bad day when... Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
- You know it's going to be a bad day when... You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
- Hartley's Second Law: Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are.
- Mark's mark: Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.