1 Nao, when Jebus was borned in teh dayz when Herod teh king wuz rockin the casbah, hai look, dere sum waiz doodz comin frm teh Eats into Jerusalem

2 n dey wuz all leik "rawr! we iz waiz d00ds from teh Eats! Lol but srsly wear iz teh new leet king j00 dat got borned? In teh eats we wuz in nait timez and omg der wuz dis star in a invisible plane n it saied to us "go to Jerusalem n find leet king j00 that got borned, but do not eated him jus be like hey leet king j00 you pwn srsly. k?? so ya wer is he?"

3 king herod (teh n00b king) was campin like a ub3r n00b near der, n when he heared this he wuz liek "omfg hez in mah empaire, steelin ma gloriez (an mai cookiez wtf)?!??! n all d pplz in Jerusalem wuz leik "hey yea wtf?!"

4 So he got all d pplz who are has teh smartz, ne he sayed "sry im n00b but lol srsly wer doez king j00 spawn?"

5 N dey sed to him "lol.. d00d, obviusly king j00 spawns in beetleham, ceiling cat saied to sum guy wun time "oi rait dis down n stuff" n he rited:

6 "dw beetleham, u r not teh fail, cuz from u iz gunna come dis leet d00d who cn pwn evry1 n is haz cookiez. Hez gunna save teh ppl of Israel n whatnot."

7 Den king herod was liek kk, n he aksed teh waiz d00ds "u know wen it wuz nait timez n dat star saied stuff 2 u, wen waz dat happen?" n teh waiz d00ds wuz like "lol wut?"

8 So king herod sed "omg dw, juz go too beetleham n look for teh new king j00 n wen u find him IM me coz I wanna sai to him how much he pwnz. (har har har I are smartz?)"

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